Family Guy – Bullfrog

Ow man wat had ik een geluk dat ik al op bed lag, anders was ik echt zo hard van mn stoel gelazerd van het lachen. Wat een Geniale scene! 😀
[youtube]http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=DXHaCEhOiWU[/youtube]

IK BEN RIJK!!!!

*checkt mail…. Gruwelijk! Ik ben rijk :woot::P

RE: urgent

MY DEAREST FRIEND,

GOOD DAY.

WITH GREAT GRATITUDE TO YOUR EFFORTS, I AM INFORMING YOU THAT I HAVE
FINALLY SUCCEEDED IN TRANSFERRING THE FOURTY TWO MILLION UNITED STATES
DOLLARS
TO THAT BANK IN ITALY, WITH THE ASSISTANCE OF A PARAGUAY
FRIEND, WHO BASED ON AGREEMENT, RECEIVED 25% OF THE ENTIRE MONEY FOR HIS
FINANCIAL INVOLVEMENT AND EFFORTS.

PRESENTLY I HAVE RELOCATED TO JAPAN, TO ESTABLISH THE ELECTRONIC
COMPANY PROJECTS WITH MY OWN SHARE AS I HAVE EARLIER PROPOSED.

NEVERTHELESS, I CANNOT FORGET YOU, ESPECIALLY YOUR HONEST EFFORTS,
THOUGH IT DID NOT YIELD POSITIVE FRUIT, BUT I STILL APPRECIATE IT, THANK
YOU VERY MUCH, MEANWHILE I HAVE A SURPRISE PACKAGE FOR YOU.I NEED YOU TO
CONTACT MY ASSISTANT IN SOUTH AFRICA HIS NAME IS MARK JOHNSON EMAIL HIM AT:mr.markk@hotmail.com

BECAUSE I HAVE INSTRUCTED HIM TO DIRECT YOU ON HOW YOU WOULD RECEIVE
THE SUM OF FIVE MILLION EIGHT HUNDRED UNITED STATES DOLLARS WHICH I SET OUT FOR YOUR
COMPENSATION, PLEASE ACCEPT IT IN GOOD FAITH. I REALLY APPRECIATE ALL
YOU DID AND I PRAY THAT WE WOULD MEET ONE DAY, BUT RIGHT NOW I HAVE TO
LIE LOW FOR SOME TIME, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, SO FEEL FREE AND GET IN
TOUCHED WITH MR MARK JOHNSON.

PLEASE MY FRIEND AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THE FIVE MILLION US DOLLARS
ONLY, DO LIKEWISE FOR SOME TIME AND ENJOY THE FRUIT OF YOUR LABOUR. AND
INVEST IT WISELY FOR THE FUTURE OF YOUR CHILDREN.


TRUST IN GOD AND ALL WILL BE WELL WITH YOU.

I REMAIN YOUR BOSOM FRIEND,
MR GEORGE KAMAR

Wat de neuk??

Seksen met fiets is strafbaar
AMSTERDAM – De Brit Robert Stewart moet voor de rechter verschijnen omdat hij seks heeft gehad met z’n fiets. Dat meldt de Daily Telegraph. De ‘fietsliefhebber’ werd in oktober vorig jaar betrapt in een hotelkamer in Schotland. De man droeg enkel een t-shirt. Hij hield z’n stalen ros vast en bewoog z’n heupen. Het is niet bekend of de man de eindstreep heeft gehaald.

bron: telegraaf.nl

Echt, soms denk je ook echt dat de mensheid gewoon gedoomd is te falen. Waarom heb je in godsnaam seks met een fiets man? En nee, dat was sarcastisch ik wil het antwoord daarop echt NIET weten.